Archive for the ‘Turnip’ Category

Hobbit Hill

Sunday, May 11th, 2008

Attention all Titans: It has recently come to the Tribune’s attention, that the Senior Hill has been overtaken by a pack of overzealous Hobbits. Led by Mr. Patrick “Boippi Sackville” Harnett of the International Re-Hobbitization Agency (IRA), these Hobbits claim that the Senior Hill is in fact a historical monument: ...

Bigfoot

Sunday, May 11th, 2008

Attention all devoted students of Tesoro High School or any breathing soul within a two mile radius of our ill-fated center of learning. This Capistrano Unified School District property is now home to a vicious and terrifying beast. No, not Mr. Mooney, there is real trouble afoot. Feet are actually ...